(Source: pinkmanjesse)


phaibooty:

animalprincess:

dylanfuller:

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

What the fuck this is so sad….? what?

why

……………

(Source: marcevaninprogress)


(Source: laughinggravy)

puncheschildren666mas:

i dont have goals

goals are for soccer

i am not soccer


(Source: sebastijanstan)


(Source: poyzn)


alexisaysmile:

😂

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

ethergawddess:

…i thought you was sleep
LMAOOOOO

what-mom:

i love you, i whisper to my last chicken nugget as i eat it.

nottheaverageasian:

pentafrog:

nottheaverageasian:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

i have these and i put them in my cousin’s water and she spit them out and choked me

did you just try to murder your cousin?

*sweats nervously*

awkward-fallen-angel:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

80% of my friendships on tumblr
  • me: we should talk more!
  • them: yeah we should!
  • both: *never talks to each other again*