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saltwaterliving:

what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do

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and-the-two-idiots:

stripedpants:

My brother’s friend was starting to apply for colleges. And one of the colleges he applied to required a 3 page essay explaining what daring meant to them.

So being the clever person he was

On the each page he wrote 1 word with huge font,

THIS

IS

DARING

And he later got accepted. 

this is my favorite story on tumblr

buttart:

animals-riding-animals:

wombat riding turtle

the animal kingdom is a strange and beautiful place

Anonymous asked:
burritos suck

Fuck you😡


(Source: R2--D2)

lana-del-rey-or-go-away:

THIS MAKE S ME LAUGH SO HARD EVERY TIME

(Source: amajor7)

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

(Source: shalrath)

When contemplating a $15.00 purchase
  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

(Source: smoo0ze)

eatingisfab:

"Are you kidding me?"
“No, im adulting you”

intergalacticsloth:

Story of my life